Definitions by edp4452

Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

Jesus Moment by edp4452 January 8, 2022

Furp 

When you erupt from both sides at the same time.

Person 1: I just furped.
Person 2: What the fuck.

Furp by edp4452 July 28, 2020