Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

by edp4452 January 8, 2022

Furp

When you erupt from both sides at the same time.

Person 1: I just furped.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by edp4452 July 28, 2020