edp4452's definitions

Furp

When you erupt from both sides at the same time.

Person 1: I just furped.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by edp4452 July 28, 2020

Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

by edp4452 January 8, 2022