Jessology
Mike : « Are you Jess? What’s Jessology? »
Jess : « Kneel down and bark. »
Mike : « Yess mistress Jess..! »
Jess : « Kneel down and bark. »
Mike : « Yess mistress Jess..! »
Jessology by twitternsfw October 2, 2021
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tessology
-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...
tessology by Katie aka Steve the Man August 24, 2008
Jewology
The study of being a Jew.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Jewology by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
Nessology
Nessology by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020
Jewology
Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
Jewology by Grant haggerty you know whom March 30, 2017
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