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by twitternsfw October 2, 2021
Get the Jessology mug.A new found religion in which one does not find God,but rather finds Jexy. Said to have been started at a music festival somewhere while under influence. Believers are referred to as jexologists.
by Jexy52 July 13, 2015
Get the Jexology mug.-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...
by Katie aka Steve the Man August 24, 2008
Get the tessology mug.Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.
by todtv October 27, 2011
Get the messology mug.The study of being a Jew.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
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Get the Nessology mug.Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
by Grant haggerty you know whom March 30, 2017
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