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Jewology
The study of being a Jew.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Jewology by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
Jewology
Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
Jewology by Grant haggerty you know whom March 30, 2017
JEDology
The art of applying JED (JEDSTAR) to every aspect of one's life and vocabulary.
The highest form of JEDology is achieved when one has fully incorporated JEDology into his/her daily lifestyle, work habits and leisure.
The highest form of JEDology is achieved when one has fully incorporated JEDology into his/her daily lifestyle, work habits and leisure.
"What a JEDtastic day!"
"I apply JEDology to my work anytime, any day. 'Underpromise, Over-deliver'"
"I would like a 'JED on the rocks', please"
"I apply JEDology to my work anytime, any day. 'Underpromise, Over-deliver'"
"I would like a 'JED on the rocks', please"
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