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Jesomercial
The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
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Jesse Sinn
Jesse Sinn by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020
Jessa Mae
She stands for her disposition. Won't turn her back on promises for the person she really cared for. An excellent cook! Goal-oriented, loving, caring and most of all she is everything I can ask for. I love her so dearly. JDA
Jessa Mae by BraVe_HeaRt27 June 7, 2021
jesse palmer
<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013
jesse jackson
Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
jesse jackson by the prophet July 30, 2003
Jesse we need to cook
Yo bitch!
Jesse Gus needs us to cook
Yo mr white I love weed yo
Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family
Mr White wanna go karting
No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse Gus needs us to cook
Yo mr white I love weed yo
Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family
Mr White wanna go karting
No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook by XSPINEHYPE May 11, 2022
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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