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A Jessois can be usually seen slithering around campus, in particular near HSSB. They typically say they will do something but end up not coming through. They're not very cash money.
Wow what a Jessois! That's such a Jessois move right there dood. Typical of a Jessois.
Jessois by WarmBagel October 4, 2019
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Jeesm is a word and/or name used to describe one of those cool chicks you see strolling down the road.
eg:
Fatty: OMG! HOW COOL!
Meex: hell yeah! what a Jessm!
Jessm by Meex_owns March 26, 2009
A really fat guy who can't do anything else than rage and smash the controller(s).
My friend was like Jeesmo today, he went nuts when he died all the time!
Jeesmo by no vittu jeesmo November 23, 2013

Lucas Jessop 

A small town slave owner who lived in Hiroshima at 1945
Lucas Jessop was eradicated in the nuclear blast
Lucas Jessop by xxpoopyheadxx January 4, 2018

jesshole 

Salmon and Tilapia are both jessholes.(:
jesshole by N.G(: April 9, 2010
He is the type of person that shows love by how he talks to you

He is the best person to be in a relationship with because he will love you with all of his heart

He will always be happy but his happiness can change in an instant if you annoy him or try to harm him with words or physical actions
I am a Jesson

Jesson loves you
jesson by Kalihi_fuck_boy July 13, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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