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jessmine 

she is a sexy beautiful woman who deals with depression, she is a sexy freakya freak. she got hella hoes and horny (ALWAYS) 24/7. she only want 1 one person.
" She fine I bet her name is Jessmine"
jessmine by dickydickdickmeoan January 29, 2023
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Jessamine 

The name of a girl who is wonderful, talented, and unique. Despite her brusque appearance, she is actually very sweet and caring. Seeing her smile will put you on top of the world.

There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.
I can't believe I'm lucky enough to know a girl like Jessamine. She's simply the greatest.
Jessamine by Sherlock Thor February 4, 2010
The most unique, beautiful and funny person alive. Always laughing, having fun, putting friends before others and very adventurous. Is a bit Romantically challenged but accepts things for the way things are. Open minded and a free thinker. Marches to the beat of her own drum and doesn't let anyone's words affect the way she feels.
I bought the whole series of Twilight. It was just such a Jassmine thing to do.
Jassmine by Mhmmmyummyyummy May 31, 2010
She is the most zen person you will ever meet, but sometimes when she eats too much breakfast she goes hyper. She is a very cool dude 😎 and everyone wants to be her friend
Do you hear that yoga music?
Ye. It’s probably Jesmine

Jessamine 

The most passionate and the baddest gyal you'll ever come across. Doesn't like small talk and would rather dive into the meaning of life and its dark secrets even though it's the first time you're meeting her. Loves to explore the world and learn. With so many ideas and projects on her mind, she is unable to focus her energy on one task. She will fight for what she believes in until she gets what she wants.
-Yoooo, do you know who was the baddie we saw studying at the library the other day?
-Yeah, her name is Jessamine. Don't get involved with her unless you want something serious. I heard she's only interested in people who are able to talk about anything and everything.
Jessamine by yung_trappzz November 24, 2021
The cutest mother that will ever live on earth of course...
jessline by Jesslinefan March 7, 2017
Very kind girl who would give anything for her closest friends. Quite crazy after a bit of sugar, but super cool and chill. She is also single. Guys called ilyas,jack,john,abdul,trump,eduardo, gilbert and andrew are madly in love with her. She gives her heart away for charity, and is all round amazing. Be careful of some snakey friends if youre a jesmine, they'll probably steal your man.
Person 1:Hey Jesmine,i think jack likes you. You always seem to talk

Jesmine:Yeah, it's nothing. But i'll tell you a secret-I'm secretly obssesed

Jesmines snakey friend:Uhm.. Jack's a horrible person for you Jesmine. I think he'll be better with me
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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