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A nickname for a girl named Jessica.
Can be mixed up with different types of transport to form Jessie Van, Jessie Bike, Jessie-go-round, wherever the mood takes you.

Carl: Hey Jessie Car!

Jessica: No, it's Jessie Hearse today. A relative died.

Jessie Car by thewordmeister<3 January 4, 2010

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Jessie Carlos

a dumb kid who likes guys but this short girl likes him and wants to get in his pants he wants have relations with mr.charles

jessie carlos has a fat cock

Jessie Carlos by jnrvfwrr May 16, 2019

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Jesse Carson

The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.

Girl : Jesse will talk to you soon
Me : he’s soooo hot
Jesse Carson

Jesse Carson by Frontierfalcon March 15, 2019

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Jesse and Carlos

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.

"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"

Jesse and Carlos by p0lar March 24, 2019

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jessicarose

The Biatch of the world...everyone thinks she is stuck up and a slut...wears shorts that show her black girl butt :) lol but overall i love this girl and all her craziness...she is amazing and funny ,even when she tries to act like a hardass ,she is still and always will be truley amazing and one of my <3 my favorite chickas

Rayley:is that man a pedifile?!?
kalon:why do u say that?
Rayley:she is wearing a bikini while mowing the grass with that elderly gentleman
kalon:nah shes just trying to get a tan
Rayley:oh what a jessicarose!!

jessicarose by rayleyalane:) October 19, 2010

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Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

Jesse and Carla by Goumnopings August 25, 2010

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Jessiecat

Slut

Jessiecat is a Slut

Jessiecat by BeezKnees March 14, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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