two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.
"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"
by p0lar March 24, 2019
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