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Jessica.R 

They’re bitches who like to party and get laid by men 3x the ages of them.🥵😜😍 Doing this gets them pregamtae but they don’t care. They’ll get an abortion later.When they meet a guy they fuck him a few minutes later. When they get alone with any boy like an Alfie or robbie they instantly start fucking.When they have sex you’ll start hearing grounding noises.She doesn’t take very long to cum and when she does you know it was worth the wait.She will fuck you asking as you please, her favourite pose is the dog pose because she is a female dog(bitch).
Jessica.R is having fun in that room. One of the boys went in before they still haven’t came out.We are regularly hearing noise from there too
Jessica.R by Banta_fanta396 October 16, 2019
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Jessica Rabbit 

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.
"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"

jessica rowe 

Jessica Rowe was a contestant in Miss Universe Canada 2010. She was one of the top 20.

Jessica was born and raised in the Township of King. Upon achieving the Ontario Scholar Award at King City Secondary she began her studies at the University of Western Ontario where she is currently completing a degree in Commercial Aviation and Business Management.

As one of the fives females enrolled in the Commercial Aviation Program (Class of 2012), among over 50 males, she hopes to promote and bring awareness to many occupational fields that are still primarily male-dominated around the world, such as aviation. It is her goal to have her Private Pilot License before the end of December 2009.

Jessica is also an active member in her community, promoting preservation of the environment and encouraging sustainable living. She volunteers at the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Annual Charles Sauriol Environmental Dinner for the Living City every year and numerous other environmental awareness events.
Claire: I wish I could be like Jessica Rowe, she's in Miss Universe and she's a pilot

Francine: And she volunteers for the environment

John: I want to Marry her, she has beautiful blonde locks
jessica rowe by sillylittleindian December 16, 2010

Jessica Rose 

The actress who portrays Bree (Lonelygirl15) in the popular YouTube and MySpace documentaries.
omg, jessica rose, ur like so FAKE!1!
Jessica Rose by JohnnyR.Casher September 25, 2006

Jessica Robbie 

If you found the first one this is a part 2

Jessica this is the most gold digger trash girl ever if you see her than say nothing and show two middle fingers if she attacks than stand in a Teachers sight as she can’t attack don’t be surprised if she has a gun in astrailia. If so than run and take a picture for evidence she was kicked out of a school ofs with a habit of reports of drug with no evidence yet and a use of phone and gangsters up with her simp to bully people she has friends but all of them hate her as she bullied her friends friend
Jessica Robbie is a person that only if you simp her you are ok

Jessica Rader

The hottest person on earth, this woman is so fine and she doesn’t even realize it.

She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.

Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever
Person 1: “Wow Jessica Rader is the hottest teacher at this school”

Person 2: “I know right!”
Jessica Rader by SadButDas August 30, 2022

Jessica Rabbit 

A discreet way of describing whether an attractive woman is a natural redhead both on her head and below the belt.
"So, that redhead you've been seeing... does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Yep. She's got a Jessica Rabbit in her pants, alright."
Jessica Rabbit by Rebel_Rouser85 February 23, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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