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Jesse G. 

A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.
“I had myself a Jesse G. last night and now I’m walking funny”
Jesse G. by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020
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Jesse Gibbs 

A household name around the world, pretty much because he is teh ultimate. Jesse Gibbs has no mercey and will make you cry. Jesse Gibbs > Chuck Norris. He is the ultimate in being a freaking legend. His hobbies include: preying on small children and defenceless animals. he shaves his pubes with a meat clever.
Fredrick: Holy crap, it's Jesse Gibbs!
Jesse Gibbs: I'll destroy you.
Fredrick: Jesse Gibbs is ma boi.
Jesse Gibbs by Bro. Johnson May 13, 2009

jesse gonzalez 

super amazing guy. he's sweet, funny, caring, cute/hot, lovable, playful, and a bit of a trouble-maker. he has pretty eyes, and he says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. alot of girls like him, but he's not the type of guy that goes and dates every girl he can get. you should feel special if you get close to him, because he doesn't let many people get that close to him. jesse is just awesome. <3
jesse gonzalez is a bad ass
jesse gonzalez by yup you already now November 15, 2017

PULL A JESSE GONZALES 

To be such a cocky jerk that no one ever wants to talk to you again
John: I"m the best ever, no one will ever touch me.

Lupe: dude, don"t pull a jesse gonzales
PULL A JESSE GONZALES by A MAD FAN October 2, 2011
Jesse Angel Ruelas is a fat black/asian gay guy. He has a small “pito” he thinks him and April can smash hard. He is a fat son of a bitch. Him and Bryan Del Moral are gay fucks.
Jesse Gay and Bryan humped all night
jesse gay by BigBoyKennnn June 9, 2019

Jesse-Gay-Boi™ 

Jesse-Gay-Boi™ is trash compared to me.
Jesse-Gay-Boi™ by gracio_kart April 1, 2020

Jesse Ge 

Make version of Jessie. Commonly a fat bald chink loser that plays League of Legends. He is also queer.
Hi I'm Jesse Ge and I want to end myself!
Jesse Ge by fanimeg March 2, 2017
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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