Jerkpants

When someone is being a really stubborn or acting stupid towards something.

1.That cop who gave me the ticket was a real jerkpants.
2. Stop being a jerkpants and help me with this.

by ALAMB April 29, 2005

jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

Jerry Jerkmans

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"

"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!

2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!

Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"

Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"

by J_Ellis December 12, 2012

Jerkmats

Short for jerking off material. Crazy stuff that you can masturbate to.

Have you seen these Riley Reid jerkmats? I nutted like 6 times last night.

by Sanddunescage January 17, 2019

jerk pants

someone who is a jerk and also retarded.

Screw you, jerk pants.

by kid kre February 17, 2005

Jerkmanship

The quality of being a jerk while participating in a sport.

When Steve runs his fucking mouth all game, he shows exemplary jerkmanship.

by Flying.diver March 15, 2023

jerkmans-elbow

The process of hurting your elbow due to jerking.

Clint hurt his elbow last night while jerking and now wears a sling. He has jerkmans-elbow

by daft-mike July 13, 2023