Jerkmats

Short for jerking off material. Crazy stuff that you can masturbate to.

Have you seen these Riley Reid jerkmats? I nutted like 6 times last night.

by Sanddunescage January 17, 2019

Jerkmate

Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites

While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy

by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser March 8, 2021

Jerry Jerkmans

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"

"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!

2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!

Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"

Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"

by J_Ellis December 12, 2012

Jerkmanship

The quality of being a jerk while participating in a sport.

When Steve runs his fucking mouth all game, he shows exemplary jerkmanship.

by Flying.diver March 15, 2023

jerkmans-elbow

The process of hurting your elbow due to jerking.

Clint hurt his elbow last night while jerking and now wears a sling. He has jerkmans-elbow

by daft-mike July 13, 2023

Jerkmates

A group of co-workers who are jerks.

I'd love to go out for dinner, but I've got to head out with my jerkmates first

by BJfrombrisbane September 14, 2016

Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025