jackmunch (jak' munsh) n. ME. jacke monsh < OFr. jaquemonche "Jacob the Cockgobbler" 1. a nickname, generally profane, indicating a person who engages in sodomy, i.e., illicit humming 2. a contraction of jack-ass and dickmunch 3. a contraction of jacktard and fuckmunch 4. an unpleasant person.
1. "That motherfucker is a dicksmacking jackmunch."
2. "You cumcatching jackmunch."
3. "I told my fucking sucktard that her dicktarded boyfriend is an assgoblin jackmunch."
4. "Sir, you are, simply put, a jackmunch."
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.