2 definitions by Funktified

junkmuncher

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

by Funktified August 22, 2006

whacktus

1. Southern California band that plays desert rock. 2. Crazy, funky, unique.

Man, that dude is whacktus!

by Funktified August 22, 2006