Definitions by Funktified

whacktus 

1. Southern California band that plays desert rock. 2. Crazy, funky, unique.

Man, that dude is whacktus!

whacktus by Funktified August 22, 2006

junkmuncher 

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

junkmuncher by Funktified August 22, 2006