jackmunch 

jackmunch (jak' munsh) n. ME. jacke monsh < OFr. jaquemonche "Jacob the Cockgobbler" 1. a nickname, generally profane, indicating a person who engages in sodomy, i.e., illicit humming 2. a contraction of jack-ass and dickmunch 3. a contraction of jacktard and fuckmunch 4. an unpleasant person.

1. "That motherfucker is a dicksmacking jackmunch."
2. "You cumcatching jackmunch."
3. "I told my fucking sucktard that her dicktarded boyfriend is an assgoblin jackmunch."
4. "Sir, you are, simply put, a jackmunch."

jackmunch by Robert de Mayenne June 29, 2004

Tom JacksonChase

Literally the greatest Youtuber on earth.
This guy access to all Google drive sauce and he got a massive donkey in this pants.
He is the pioneers of 333 subs from Rhymastic, and he owns hololive.

Guy1: Ya know Tom JacksonChase?
Guy2: Yessir, his cringy name makes all the thicc girls wet.

Tom JacksonChase by DucHuy-peasant February 28, 2022

jawmuncher 

A stupid person who turns out being smart.

That dude is a jawmuncher right there.

jawmuncher by John Scadlock June 17, 2006

jawmuncher 

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.

Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.

jawmuncher by Max June 18, 2006

Jerkmunch 

A jerk who possesses or exemplifies munch-like qualities, often to the chagrin of others.

You sir, are a Jerkmunch.

Jerkmunch by Jerkmunch-kinland October 26, 2012

sackmuncher 

1:) One who munches sack; Basically a real asshole/faggot, or someone who is just plain detestable.

Today, Jimmy stole my books that I had borrowed from the library, what a sackmuncher!

sackmuncher by Talian August 1, 2007

junkmuncher 

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

junkmuncher by Funktified August 22, 2006