Jerkapoo

To jerk your meat while taking a long and satisfying dump.

"I keep that magazine in there, in case I ever feel like a nice jerkapoo."

by Scuke October 7, 2011

Jerkapottamus

The biggest jerk on the planet...

Why are you such a jerkapottamus?

by Dancingwolf February 5, 2017

jerkapolooza

A group of jerks together and/or around you who absolultely piss you off.

omg this place is another jerkapolooza!

by The Barrence July 8, 2006

Jerkypoo

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man

when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

jerkpoop

A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.

UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!

by SomethingsWrongWithMe May 16, 2011

Jerkaroo

(N) A kangaroo jerking you off. Alternatively kangaroo jerky

(In motion to a kangaroo) come on over here and give me a lil jerkaroo

by Dictionary of London February 28, 2024