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Jerkypoo 

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
Jerkypoo by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Jerkapoo 

To jerk your meat while taking a long and satisfying dump.
"I keep that magazine in there, in case I ever feel like a nice jerkapoo."
Jerkapoo by Scuke October 7, 2011
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A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.
UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!
the point when a guy is about to orgasm and he is trying to hold on a little bit longer and his feet start to jerk with strain.
When he starts to get the jerkyfoot i know sex is just about over.
Jerkyfoot by beazleybee December 11, 2012
jerkynoob

As it is known, he is new to the game and knows nothing and has nothing, nor does he know how to play or move at all.
A guy who's stupid and he's new to the game, meaning he has nothing in the game and he's stupid

Noob: I have nothing! Hey how do I move in a game?
Person: Hey little kid! you're such a jerkynoob!

jerkynoob

such a jerkynoob
jerkynoob by marcus notch October 3, 2017
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