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Jeremy Bearimy 

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.
“Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”
Jeremy Bearimy by The Good Place December 11, 2019

Jeremy Briggs Studios

The granddaddy and king of all YouTube partnership networks. One day Vevo, Machinima, Maker Studios, Bent Pixels, Fullscreen, Yeousch, RPM, Social Blade, etc. will all bow down to Jeremy Briggs Studios. Jeremy Brigs Studios believes in restoring and preserve the YouTube community standard. Official claimed, recognized, and identified as the best YouTube network ever.
There are so many YouTube Networks, but Jeremy Briggs Studios is the granddaddy an king of all of them.

jeremy baldry 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JEREMY BALDRY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jeremy Burns 

A sex act where a guy with a huge dick resembling Ron Jeremy's has rough anal sex with a girl without lube, giving her a burning sensation in her anus.
Me and this girl were going at it last night and I gave her the Jeremy Burns. She won't be able to sit for awhile...

Jeremy Bulloch 

British actor who played the role of Boba Fett in Star Wars: Episodes V and VI, and a man that is going to live the rest of his life with the knowledge that he was "the" ultimate dealer of ass-kickery in the universe, once upon a movie set. Pretty badass legacy to leave, huh?

Also has a strange tendency to appear in several old-school Bond flicks.
Cashier: Sir, come back! You have to pay for that!
J.B.: Fuck you, pal. I'm Jeremy Bulloch.
Cashier: OMG BOBA FETT!
Jeremy Bulloch by Kawalsky May 8, 2006

Jeremy Beadle 

1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.

2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...

Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
Jeremy Beadle by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006