a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.

JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."

jerryleecooper by SteveHo January 21, 2008

Related Words

Jercyl • Jerrylee • jercy • jeryl • jercel • Jercelei • Jercelyn • jercle • jercling • jercole

jercy

The ship name for the fictional characters Percy Jackson and Jason Grace in the Heroes of Olympus book series by Rick Riordan.

Hey, did you read any of the Heroes of Olympus books?

Yes! I totally ship Jercy!

If you're a Jercy shipper who is rude and sends death threats to any non-Jercy shippers, you should take a good look at your life choices.

jercy by That One Gay Shipper September 16, 2019

jeryl

A word combined from French “je” means “I”and English word “real”, thus jeryl means “I am real”.

I may not be the man that you dreamed about, but I’m here jeryl.

jeryl by Quibin June 7, 2021

jercle

a circle of guys jacking off to the same thing.

"bro there was a jercle party at tommy's house!"

jercle by gjfj,bjkhbk May 15, 2017

jernyla

she is a very shy girl,she is very short,she gets really upset when her name gets pronounced wrong,she loves food,she’s a very coo person so hang around with.

this girl is very shy...just like jernyla.

jernyla by Mac&cheese lover September 11, 2020

Jerryl

A person who is shy, has money, and works more than anything else. He usually isn't seen around many ladies, and is usually a one girl kind of guy. Most Jerryls' stay virgins longer than the average American, but turn out to be really romantic in the bedroom. All in all, these men are real gentlemen.

Person 1: Dude! you've never had a girlfriend, you've never had sex, you've never even been on a date! Whats your problem?!

Person 2: i like to consider myself a "Jerryl" if you know what i mean. Women like that!

Jerryl by CoffeeBlack2012 September 17, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026