4 definitions by SteveHo

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a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.
JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."
by SteveHo January 21, 2008
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A term used to describe the vertical movement of a person's buttocks as they walk. More specifically, the vertical motion of each buttock independent of the other. With each step the corresponding cheek "switches" being higher vertically than the adjacent cheek.
Look at that go! She's got a full inch switch on that booty!
by SteveHo April 02, 2010
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A man will ignite the ass hair of his female partner after sex and proceed to give them a soccer style kick out the door to legions of adoring fans cheering his victory. This action is performed mainly to avoid post-coital jibber-jabber and unwanted cuddling.
We watched the naked girl run by and the smell of burnt ass filled the air. We heard him scream, "Rick don't snuggle bitch!" Flaming Pele for the win!
by SteveHo May 04, 2006
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A term used to describe the horizontal movement of a person's buttocks as they walk. The term is derived from the movement of a dog's hindquarters as it wags its tail. The term is nonconnotative as a wag can be aesthetically pleasing or just plain wierd looking.
Look at her go. She got a nice wag on her.
by SteveHo April 01, 2010
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