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jorny
jorny by jeno's airpods January 27, 2019
JERNY
a kid who strongly knows that distributing alcohol at a high school party is totally fine. he gets drunk after one sip and always knows how to be awkward around white girls. man out here and he wilds out all the time.
JERNY by jparklover February 21, 2017
jernyla
she is a very shy girl,she is very short,she gets really upset when her name gets pronounced wrong,she loves food,she’s a very coo person so hang around with.
jernyla by Mac&cheese lover September 11, 2020
Jorny
Jorny by Uncle_jort March 22, 2020
jeordy
Jeordy is the mouth breather who lives in your basement. Drinks all the mango juice and looks at you like he has no clue what your talking about. Plays video games all day everyday but only claims to see people at street fighter. Self proclaimed hip hop artist more like "not hip at all". Also hard time handling telephone poles that sprout out of now where!!
AKA SLASUAGE-FEST JEORDY
AKA SLASUAGE-FEST JEORDY
jeordy by Almond the Arab September 28, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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