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Somebody who is charismatic, strong willed, smart, sexy with a large dick. He's funny and will have you laughing at the most random things. He is very unique. If you find a Jhonny, hold on to him - he's one of the good ones. Lose him you will regret it.
If you see somebody across the bar take a shot of jameson and scream "OH SHIT NIPPLES" that has to be a Jhonny.
Jhonny by summerfalls November 22, 2021
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Shortened form of the term, "Johnny horny" or "horny for Johnny (NCT)."
Completely understandable.
"Whole tl is jorny.... logging off"
"Jorny hours are always open"
jorny by jeno's airpods January 27, 2019
Aye what my guy Jhony!
jhony by Yuh.Dat.way January 29, 2018
Jhonny is the type of guy who is funny asf and always makes u laugh.he is a real type of nigga the type of nigga who will ride for what is his.he is passionate for basketball and he is actually pretty good at it .he has curly hair.he can dress and he raw asf.he always has many girls on him but he dosent care bc he only cares for his girlfriend.he loves his parents but likes to fight a lot.he is so fineee.
have u seen jhonny i wish he was my boyfriend
jhonny by ghosttt0909 January 18, 2019
A teenager, typically in their late teens, who after becoming highly inebriated refuses to sit down. Throughout the process he may end up rebounding ping pong balls on a cat. He can also dance and sing, in a highly dangerous manner.
Jhordy, you're drunk, sit down!
jhordy by yucateco31 June 8, 2014
Jhordyn is an amazing person who will literally die for you. She (maybe he) will not stay silent people wrong them so be careful. And never go after the people they car about because they will literally f*ck you up.
Person: Hey do you know Jhordyn?
Another person: Yea of course, she's great!
jhordyn by kllb November 11, 2019
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