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Jeordy is the mouth breather who lives in your basement. Drinks all the mango juice and looks at you like he has no clue what your talking about. Plays video games all day everyday but only claims to see people at street fighter. Self proclaimed hip hop artist more like "not hip at all". Also hard time handling telephone poles that sprout out of now where!!

AKA SLASUAGE-FEST JEORDY
Yo man are you in a rap battle. Na it's never a battle when Jeordy is in it!!!!!
jeordy by Almond the Arab September 28, 2013
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Jordynn is very pretty and outgoing,She is very bipolar and dont take shit from anybody jordynn is smart and confident and has a nice little ass youll wanna me Jordynn
Jordynn is so to die for!
Jordynn by Joanaaa margret March 13, 2017
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Jordyn Huitema 

A professional Canadian football player who plays for Paris Saint German

She is also extremely hot.
- You know Jordyn Huitema?

• Yeah she’s that hot footballer who plays for PSG right?
Jordyn Huitema by footballwriter23 December 28, 2021
Jordyns are cute, shy, but very sweet. You have to open up to her and love her because hurting her would be a crime. She's loving and funny and she loves dogs. She likes her things and talks about them all the time. She listens to you when you need help and is forgetful and stubborn at times, but her sweet face and cute laugh make up for it.
"Jordyn is best"
"Of course she is"
A Girl that laughs at pretty much anything and everything . Thinks she's ugly even though she very beautiful. Not your average girl , very unique. Smart and full with potential.
Boy1: that girl over there must be a Jordyn , she goofy and so beautiful

Boy2: it is Jordyn
Jordyn by Jmill123 February 20, 2017
The most amazing, outgoing, funny, caring best friend anyone could ask for. A Jordyn will always have your back no matter what. She is very strong-willed and loves to be right, but she would give up anything if it meant she wouldn’t have to argue with her best friend.

A Jordyn has a very unique and bubbly personality, everyone loves her and the genuine concern she has for others is noticeable in any crowd.

Long story short, everyone needs a Jordyn in their life, she’s the best homie anyone could ask for, and that’s that.
Oh my god I love that girl, she’s such a Jordyn
Jordyn by Shesaidcyal8erboi April 16, 2019
I have not been friends with him for very long but what I’ve learned from my experience is. Jordy is HALARIOUS. Loves memes. Handsome. Loves soccer. He’s athletic. Cute if I didn’t already mention. And so fun to be around. He is definitely a ladies man. I mean I wouldn’t judge the girls who like him because he’s handsome and funny and sweet and so much more but I already mentioned it. Stay friends with him no matter what. Because well I don’t really know why and I’m waiting to see why I love being around him. But stay friends with him. Because he’s amazing. I’ve only known him for a few months and I can’t remember my life before I ever talked to him. I lost him, and I truly miss him a lot so when you find yourself a Jordy like this don't lose him.
Jordy I love and miss you.
Jordy by Peaches🥰 July 15, 2019
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