CHRlSlTY's definitions

Jeorny

being Jeorny or Jeornia: a desire to bang Jean Kirstein from Attack on Titans

Friend J: i wanna fuck jean ):

Friend E: you feeling jeorny too?

Friend J: YES OMG BIG BRAIN

invented from: @iwasukiyo on twt

by CHRlSlTY February 19, 2021

Emphobia

or Emphobic: is a non reasonable fear of gay people with the nickname Em. Similar to Homophobia.

Diane: ems a f@g

Em: that’s homophobia

Carmen: no thats emphobia

by CHRlSlTY July 16, 2020

Dianephobia

or dianephobic is a reasonable and definitely rational fear of Dianes; the strong distaste and dislike diane and her het vibes and flat ass

Diane: ems a bully

Em: and what about it?

carmen: this is dianephobia

by CHRlSlTY July 16, 2020

ARMYPRESSEDWEEK

ARMYPRESSEDWEEK is the week from the 11th of November - 17th of November. This week goes down in History as the week of ARMY’s (BTS koreaboo fans) getting mad at BLINK’s & STAY’s for doing a better job than them and breaking records left and right.

Person S: Why are ARMY’s so pressed this week ??

Person B: its ARMYPRESSEDWEEK duh!

Person S: omg i totally forgot !

by CHRlSlTY November 13, 2019

ARMY

clowns. literally clowns.

B: Do you see these people there?

C: Oh yeah they are ARMYs also knows as pathetic clowns

by CHRlSlTY October 14, 2019

ARMY CANCELLED DAY

ARMY Cancelled Day is the 14 of October. We celebrate our freedom from the pressed army world. They ridiculed and mocked us for years, calling us toxic and trash, and finally it was enough. Freedom here we come !

President: Everyone except ARMYs
National Anthem: Me - CLC
Motto: eat ass and continue thriving

Mission: Break records, have fun, make history, show armys how pathetic they are on a daily basis
Vision: make fun of these delusional armys!

Unlike ARMY Independence Day, that is just embarrassing and pathetic, ARMY Cancelled Day is the only holiday that matters and ARMYs can stay pressed. Alexa play DOUBLE KNOT by Stray Kids

Kpoppies: h-

ARMYs: bTs pAvEd ThE wAy nOw gO DiE iN a DiTch LoSerS

Kpoppies: and thats why we need ARMY Cancelled Day

by CHRlSlTY October 14, 2019

Emphobia

Or Emphobic: A different way of being homophobic and fearing Gays called Em (for ex.: @CHRlSlTY on TWITTER) ; Emphobia is equal to Homophobia

Diane: ew a fag called em

Em: y’all have homophobia wbk

Carmen: we have emphobia actually

Em: yikes

by CHRlSlTY August 16, 2019