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a name given to someone who is "jenk" (meaning anything bad) with extremely large cankles

(Talking to someone with cankles)
"Jenkles get over here and make me a sandwich!"
" You're such a jenkle...look at those damn cankles!" :o

Jenkles by The all know jenkster January 25, 2010

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Jenkles

The secret name given to Jensen Ackles

Jenkles portrays Dean Losechester in the show Supernatural

Jenkles by Maccabaz05 March 23, 2024

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Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

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junkless

junkless means a person who doesn't have private body parts. reference is supernatural drama serial season 11 episode 19. there were creatures who were being called junkless.

he is junkless he cant perform sex

junkless by aadil140 May 22, 2016

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Ronald Jenkees

FUCKING AWESOME piano player on youtube

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good

Ronald Jenkees by cky2gen August 26, 2010

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Jankles

When a girl gets fucked until she has jizz laden ankles.

I fucked Chrissy so hard last night, I gave her jankles.

Jankles by Evil Buddha January 11, 2008

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jinkles

Cum shavings or sprinkles on a person

That flamer has jinkles!

jinkles by Drew March 25, 2005

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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