Jankles
Jankles by Evil Buddha January 11, 2008
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Jankles
Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."
Jankles by mafioso214 May 8, 2005
jankles
an unfortunate medical condition in which a person (usually short) has so much fat on their body that their feet and ankles have been pushed outwards in a J-shape.
Jack: Mary has some nasty jankles.
Mike: Yes, they freak me out!
Jim: I'm sure glad that I don't have jankles!
Mike: Yes, they freak me out!
Jim: I'm sure glad that I don't have jankles!
jankles by Bizzo Brotha October 20, 2006
Hoe-Jangles
A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben
The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
Hoe-Jangles by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021
Tatty bo jangles
Tatty bo jangles by Mr Grandaddy August 3, 2009
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