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jelmed 

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a man performing a sexual act upon a woman.
oh my god he's totally jelming that chick

how was last night? i jelmed my girlfriend twice

that guy jelmed me and never called me
jelmed by FarOutDadio November 17, 2009

jelqer

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Someone obsessed with increasing the size of their penis.
That jelqer stretched his dick out so much it curves to the left...
jelqer by Lovis Manus March 27, 2023

jelled 

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jelled or jells moment: whenever someone says some dumb and unfunny shit that no one other then the person who made the joke finds it funny, this can commonly be seen on twitter whenever jells decides to tweet something ''funny'' out.
syno: jells, please shut it, you're not funny.
jells: poggies, Samsung 455L Bottom Mount Fridge with Water Dispenser - Matte Black moment hahah

syno: jelled
jelled by SynoR6 November 30, 2020

Jelled a relationship 

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To lie about a relationship
Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!
Jelled a relationship by j_dagawddd January 16, 2017

jelqodactyl

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A beautiful creature created by the art of the jelq and makes you erect just by sight of it.
Tony: Dude why the fuck are you so bonered right now?
Jay: I just saw the magnificent jelqodactyl you fucking twat.
jelqodactyl by JJelq December 18, 2023

Jelfed It 

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Successfully surviving an encounter with the Grim Reaper after consuming a high strength edible, preferably on a bus.
Jelf 1: Weye I just lowkey saw the grim reaper off an edible and he told me I was gonna die soon inniy.

Jelf 2: g you Jelfed It.
Jelfed It by JohnWeed988 April 28, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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