jelled or jells moment: whenever someone says some dumb and unfunny shit that no one other then the person who made the joke finds it funny, this can commonly be seen on twitter whenever jells decides to tweet something ''funny'' out.

syno: jells, please shut it, you're not funny.
jells: poggies, Samsung 455L Bottom Mount Fridge with Water Dispenser - Matte Black moment hahah

syno: jelled

jelled by SynoR6 November 30, 2020

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Jelled a relationship

To lie about a relationship

Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!

Jelled a relationship by j_dagawddd January 16, 2017

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jelqodactyl

A beautiful creature created by the art of the jelq and makes you erect just by sight of it.

Tony: Dude why the fuck are you so bonered right now?
Jay: I just saw the magnificent jelqodactyl you fucking twat.

jelqodactyl by JJelq December 18, 2023

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Jelfed It

Successfully surviving an encounter with the Grim Reaper after consuming a high strength edible, preferably on a bus.

Jelf 1: Weye I just lowkey saw the grim reaper off an edible and he told me I was gonna die soon inniy.

Jelf 2: g you Jelfed It.

Jelfed It by JohnWeed988 April 28, 2025

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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