jelqer

Someone obsessed with increasing the size of their penis.

That jelqer stretched his dick out so much it curves to the left...

by Lovis Manus March 27, 2023

Jelmer

A ship between Elmer and Jenny two cute and hot people in the CraftingVegeto’s server who secretly love each other but too scared to admit it.

Jelmer is pretty hot

by Erentheidot February 22, 2020

jellery

Lime jello with pieces of celery in it. It's disgusting. My mom made it once.

Eew. Don't touch that. It's jellery.

by FlickChick December 11, 2004

jelger

a very sexy cat boy man

jelger is such a cat boy

by Bvrger April 12, 2021

jelmerlicious

A thicc hottie with a great YouTube channel. Generally a nifty fellow.

Have you seen Jelmerlicious' YouTube channel? That guy is awesome!

by JelmerFan51 July 1, 2018

Jelmer

Best boi. he will fight yo ass and win in tetris 99. He won't steal yo girl, but only because he a gentle dudebro. Can't live without a Jelmer. Any time spend with a Jelmer is good time!

"I was hanging with Jelmer yesterday"
"Ow dude, that's so cool. Jelmer is like the nicest guy"

"I know right, I had a great time!"

by Jasjafan303 December 14, 2019

jelmerception

a man seeing that someone he knows might be getting it on with a nice looking lady, waits for him to head to the toilet or the bar and then swoops in to take that lady for his own.

i saw you with a really hot girl last night...

yeah man, she was with ryan before, massive jelmerception...

by FarOutDadio November 21, 2009