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Jellymintitis 

A disease you get when yo ass gets jealous as hell.
Kendra grew upset and angry when her boyfriend hung out with another girl only for her best friend to promptly diagnose her with Jellymintitis.

Jellymintitis will most likely be diagnosed by close friends and or family.

Warning; If you are in a relationship, you have a high chance of catching this horrible disease that may prove deadly.
Jellymintitis by NgoWayDudes June 17, 2018

jellyfisting 

Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
jellyfisting by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

Jellyfist 

To clench your fist and insert it in an orifice of a man/woman and girate rapidly.
you gotta jellyfist her, orthewise its like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway
Jellyfist by =STEVYSTER= April 17, 2009

jellymooishness 

a state of random extreme hyperactiveness usually brought upon by bacardi and 'frustration'!!!
"Hey Abi I can feel a bit of Jellymooishness coming along, get the lads over!!!"

Jellymintitis 

A disease you catch when yo ass gets jealous over something
Kendra grew upset and angry when her boyfriend hung out with another girl only for her best friend to promptly diagnose her with Jellymintitis.
Jellymintitis by NgoWayDudes June 17, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026