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jellyfishfingernail4 

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jellyfishfingernail4 

a synonym for the word β€˜suspicious’ or in other cases a curse word used to proclaim hatred for a food item
1. the imposter in my amongsus game was acting very jellyfishfingernail4

2. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU STUPID JALAPEΓ‘O HOW DARE. YOU FUCKING JELLYFISHFINGERNAIL4

Jellyfishing 

Jellyfishing is a term used to describe a feeling experienced in two circumstances:

1) Post-coital jizz lingering in your vaginal passage following unprotected sex.
2) Whilst experiencing the heavier side of your menstrual cycle.

In both instances, usually when moving from a horizontal or seated position to standing, the squeezy 'splodge'-like feeling of each substance exiting the mouth of the vagina feels like that of a jellyfish squirming its way out.

*Note*: neither can be felt whilst a tampon is in use as this stems the requisite out-flow prior to its exit.
1) Can I borrow a pad? Jack and I banged 4 times last night and I'm seriously Jellyfishing today!

2) FYI, this period is a heavier one and I'm Jellyfishing so much right now.
Jellyfishing by DBBitches January 18, 2017

jellyfishing 

A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob
Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!
jellyfishing by Meathawk January 2, 2005

Jellyfishing 

Verb-- The act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. You have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you're doing.
Scott: "Holy shit what the hell happened last night? I don't remember leaving the bar!"

Amy Jo: "Yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! We just sat across the bar and laughed at you."
Jellyfishing by sbaue September 27, 2013

jellyfishfingernail4 

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Random person: Who is that amazing and so cool person?

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