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jellyfisting 

Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
jellyfisting by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
Words you can keep

jellyfishfingernail4 

My very cool my mutual 😊😘👍👍
"Tik tok user @Jellyfishfingernail4 just posted a new video oh em jee!!"
"Yes"

jellyfishfingernail4 

a synonym for the word ‘suspicious’ or in other cases a curse word used to proclaim hatred for a food item
1. the imposter in my amongsus game was acting very jellyfishfingernail4

2. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU STUPID JALAPEÑO HOW DARE. YOU FUCKING JELLYFISHFINGERNAIL4

Jellyfishing 

Jellyfishing is a term used to describe a feeling experienced in two circumstances:

1) Post-coital jizz lingering in your vaginal passage following unprotected sex.
2) Whilst experiencing the heavier side of your menstrual cycle.

In both instances, usually when moving from a horizontal or seated position to standing, the squeezy 'splodge'-like feeling of each substance exiting the mouth of the vagina feels like that of a jellyfish squirming its way out.

*Note*: neither can be felt whilst a tampon is in use as this stems the requisite out-flow prior to its exit.
1) Can I borrow a pad? Jack and I banged 4 times last night and I'm seriously Jellyfishing today!

2) FYI, this period is a heavier one and I'm Jellyfishing so much right now.
Jellyfishing by DBBitches January 18, 2017

jellyfishing 

A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob
Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!
jellyfishing by Meathawk January 2, 2005

Jellyfishing 

Verb-- The act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. You have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you're doing.
Scott: "Holy shit what the hell happened last night? I don't remember leaving the bar!"

Amy Jo: "Yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! We just sat across the bar and laughed at you."
Jellyfishing by sbaue September 27, 2013

jellyfishfingernail4 

My god , my religion, my world .
Best person ever
😍
Random person: Who is that amazing and so cool person?

Another random person : jellyfishfingernail4 ofc !
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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