Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

The Jelly J 

The act of taking a huge dump on your friends face when he is passed out on the couch after a party then having another friend jizz on his face and mixing it around with his dick making a jelly paste. then having your friend wake up and smacking two pieces of bread to each side of his face and yelling JELLY J.
We gave our friend the Jelly J last night after that huge ripper!
The Jelly J by G.G.J.L.J.N September 19, 2009

Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) 

when you take a jar of Goober and spread it between a girl's butt cheeks then eat it out
Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.

jelly jugs 

Breasts so large and gelatinous, that they move around freely and unpredictably, almost to the point of being obscene, and are not restricted by any known conventional force, in a similar manner to that of an enormous amount jello in an inadequate, but flexible container.
I am becoming hypnotized by those jelly juggs.
jelly jugs by Juggmaster December 17, 2004

JELLY JOPLIN 

When putting jelly or jam on your penis and inserting it into someones ass to treat low blood sugar .
My diabetic girlfriend was acting lethargic so I gave her the old Jelly Joplin.
JELLY JOPLIN by Firedawg29445 September 1, 2019

jelly jumper

jelly jumper by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Jelly Jacking 

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.
Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
Jelly Jacking by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more