The process of taking part in sexual activities with either a single or multiple jellyfish and then also consuming the jellyfish afterwards. Jelishing usually results in extreme burns and stinging pains in the genital area, as well as inside the mouth from eating the flesh of the jellyfish. It can be extremely dangerous for one to jelish, as many species of jellyfish have stings that can result in death. It is therefore recommended to stick to weaker stinging jellyfish and avoid jelishing with jellyfish such as the Portuguese Man o' War or the box jellyfish.
"James just left hospital after a month of recovery after making the foolish decision to jelish some of the jellyfish down at the beach."
by Medusozoalover69 January 18, 2018
Get the jelish mug.(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
"Have you met my new girlfriend?"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
by JAP_ January 11, 2008
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Jewish racing gold is the description of certain shades of the colour gold. It is most often applied to cars painted in a gold colour, though can also be applied to describe other items of this colour.
It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.
It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.
by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011
Get the Jewish racing gold mug.People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet
"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015
Get the Jewish Goodbye mug.1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013
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Get the jewish piano mug.A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).
George: Hey, where you just at the health club?
Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013
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