Jekle
That pen is so jekle
Jekle by John White July 8, 2023
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Jerkless January
Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
Jemleks
Best duo in history; a duo everyone wishes they were a part of. Intellectuals that share one braincell and sometimes forget to use it. Jemleks is the superior combination and a fusion would be too powerful for humanity to handle.
Birthday: December 30, 2018
Birthday: December 30, 2018
Jemleks by jemlekslover October 15, 2019
Jelevendy
A term used to define an unknown number that can be readily identified or presented in its place. Also used in place of a number you will define later.
Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Example 1
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
Jelevendy by Crescent Omega December 26, 2005
Jelena
The best person ever. She is usually tall but very sweet. Will always be there for you. At first will come off as over protective but is just being your BESTIE. The person who will always be willing to keep a secret. Always says she is ugly even though she is drop dead gorgeous. The girl who every guy secretly likes. She has an amazing personality but in even bigger heart. Always keep JELENA with you. Because if you don’t it would be the worst day of your life.