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Jakleberry 

When Jake turns into a berry

pronunciation: Jake-le-berry
Last night I was in my room and I heard a jakleberry.

jambleberry

jambleberry (n) -
1. a species of fruit tree found in the tropical equatorial regions
2. the fruit that is bore from this tree, characterized for its four spherical fleshy colorful bodies
3. an answer to a yes or no question, noncommittal.
Hey wanna play D&D y/n?
J (short hand for jambleberry).

He went crazy after eating a jambleberry.
jambleberry by bumbfeesh January 16, 2011

jaggleberry 

noun jag•gle•ber•ry ˈja-gəl \ber-ē

plural: jaggleberries

A person that has an annoying personality and is willfully ignorant and unusually inept or lazy.

Origin: a combination of the annoying characteristics of a jagoff and the uselessness of a dingleberry

First known use: circa August 2017 during a post-work rant at a restaurant in Pittsburgh.
That jaggleberry was more concerned with playing on his phone than helping Tyler clean the kitchen so everyone could all go home.
jaggleberry by TJHB November 16, 2017
The Jaeberry aka JessicaBerry, first discovered in Hong Kong, is a Asian fruit that has this specific happy face that slowly grows into a : D when ripe. They have been planted across the globe to many countries, but Jessicaberries are extremely well grown in S.Korea, as the they seem to be highly reactive to the presence of Lee Taemin.

The Jaeberry is very sweet and delicious, but it's hard to eat due to it's: NNNUUUU! D: screams of despair.
The amazing taste of the Jaeberry makes me think of rainbows and unicorns :D
Jaeberry by Jaeshika March 13, 2011

jinkleberry 

A small round berry that usually comes in shades of green and red found on the slopes of Sweden. These berries are the main ingredients in the explosive diarrhea causing Haribo gummy bears.
jinkleberry "I ate the Haribo gummies and those freaking jinkleberries are burning hot swathes of fiery pain through my anus."

Kakleberry 

Noun: Little sticky balls that form when smegma mixes with vaginosis secretions. Often times these balls are stuck to the pubic hairs after intense sexual intercourse.
I banged a hooker last night and had to spend all morning cutting a kakleberry out of my pubes.
Kakleberry by Thebchild February 15, 2018