Jeinstein

A ship name for the world's best ship: Jonathan and Einstein from the play/movie "Arsenic and Old Lace."

Person 1: Omg! It's my OTP, Jeinstein!
Person 2: Wait, you ship Jonathan and Einstein too? You're so poggers!

by A_Pog_Stranger_On_The_Internet January 31, 2022

Benjamin Einstein

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Weinstein

Getting slapped in the face by a large cock and then getting teabagged repeatedly.

Uggh! Jim's being such a douche! I'm gonna Weinstein him!

by JWAT April 17, 2006

Harvey Weinstein

Jacking off in to a potted plant while your partner (usually unwilling) looks on in horror.

I told that pervert no so he Harvey Weinsteined my palm tree instead!

by Poop26627 October 21, 2017

einsteining

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

dianne feinstein

A Senator who thinks that an assault weapons ban will protect the people of the United States, while studies have proven the exact opposite. Has failed on multiple occasions to pass her one bill.

Dianne Feinstein thinks that assault weapons are evil satanic guns that only kill people and are only good enough for our fighting men and women overseas

by sensibleAmerican January 1, 2014