Jeinstein

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A ship name for the world's best ship: Jonathan and Einstein from the play/movie "Arsenic and Old Lace."

Person 1: Omg! It's my OTP, Jeinstein!
Person 2: Wait, you ship Jonathan and Einstein too? You're so poggers!

Jeinstein by A_Pog_Stranger_On_The_Internet January 31, 2022

Words you can keep

Benjamin Einstein

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Related Words

Jeinstein • Jenstein • Jernstein • Weinstein Nudge • Einstein • weinstein • Weinsteined • Feinstein • weinsteining • einsteinium

dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

dirty einstein by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Weinstein

Getting slapped in the face by a large cock and then getting teabagged repeatedly.

Uggh! Jim's being such a douche! I'm gonna Weinstein him!

Weinstein by JWAT April 17, 2006

Harvey Weinstein

Jacking off in to a potted plant while your partner (usually unwilling) looks on in horror.

I told that pervert no so he Harvey Weinsteined my palm tree instead!

Harvey Weinstein by Poop26627 October 21, 2017

einsteining

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

dianne feinstein

A Senator who thinks that an assault weapons ban will protect the people of the United States, while studies have proven the exact opposite. Has failed on multiple occasions to pass her one bill.

Dianne Feinstein thinks that assault weapons are evil satanic guns that only kill people and are only good enough for our fighting men and women overseas

dianne feinstein by sensibleAmerican January 1, 2014

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026