Jenstein

Jenstein; also: Steiner(informal)
1. n.
- an unusually chatty and strangely promiscuous social outsider.
- a person who attracts especially strange people.
- the girlfriend of a. stoner.

Origins: refection of a social legacy, begun at the start of the millenium in the Northeastern United States.

Bystander 1: You know about that jenstein over there?
Bystander 2: Yeah. She did a lot of wilchinsky and became a stoner's girlfriend.

by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006

Jewstein

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

Jernstein

A sexual hug in which the male wraps his arms around the female from behind, and wants to touch her boobs, but gets too scared and moves his hands up and down continuously, creating an awkward rubbing motion on her ribcages

Did you see Jeremy last night at the party? He was Jernsteining Abby so bad!

by xxlwillnevertellxx January 24, 2010

Jeinstein

A ship name for the world's best ship: Jonathan and Einstein from the play/movie "Arsenic and Old Lace."

Person 1: Omg! It's my OTP, Jeinstein!
Person 2: Wait, you ship Jonathan and Einstein too? You're so poggers!

by A_Pog_Stranger_On_The_Internet January 31, 2022

jepstein

The type of energy an adult who engages in weird friendships with minors, puts out.

I can't invite David over anymore, he definitely gives off jepstein vibes around my neighbours kids

by Majestic Lion March 18, 2025