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Jear desus 

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.
Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...
Related Words
Jegar Jegaroly jegro jega Jears Jear Bear jegan jewgar jeagarswife jearmin
One of the most smartest people living. Is usually colorblind. Gets a girlfriend near christmas and usually stays with his girlfriend (A) until college and beyond. One of the bestest friends to talk about with girl and guy problems. Can always try to make people better. Make friends feel more appreciated. He is sometimes full of fun and sometimes full or care. He is a great friend to keep.
Jemar is a perfect guy for her.
Jemar by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014

Jear Desus 

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.
Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.
To be inexplicably chilled in the midst of stupidity or conflict.
A cop slapped me, but I just Jega(ed).
Jega by Trill2b April 1, 2015
1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.


That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008
Jegan is a nice person that will always want his friends and family to be happy. Jegans will love one girl forever every if she’s taken and loves football and sport. Also, Jegans will have a lovebirds for singing and rapping and may end up with a career. You gotta love Jegan!!!!
Awe he’s so sweet holding the door for you!

I know! He’s totally a Jegan!
jegan by cammyd04 May 22, 2018