Jear

A man's junk

Before I found out the stripper was a man, my jear was bulging through my jeans.

by Punknn March 3, 2010

jear

The coolest bitchboy, who loves to kiss pussies and to give hickeys.

You can't be a Jear.

by heck-girl December 1, 2019

Jear desus

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.

Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...

by Me, the person writing this November 11, 2019

Jear Desus

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.

Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.

by emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 9, 2020

Jear Bear

A small bear with a bean shaped head, goes through the pms area, also can make strange animal noises on demand

Dude did you see the jear bear?
Yeah dude the fucking thing bit me
Really?
yeah ficking jear and chunk

by =pseudonym741 February 11, 2010

Jear bear

A fucking bitch with no friends that does nothing but lurk in pm's. They are nice until they fucking take you down like a bear. They are tall and skinny often resembling slender. Also ladies they have a small penis so STAY AWAY.

Friend 1: I like this boy they his name is lynyrd do you know him.
Friend 2: he's a fucking jear bear STAYYYY AWAYYYY!!

by Mandymandu April 5, 2017

Na’jear

The ideal friend. If you are able to find one that is single, catch her quick, because she will probably be ‘wifed’ up before you know it. It’s the equivalent to finding a rare Pokémon in the wild, but you don’t need to catch anymore after you find her.

She is witty, fun, and all around a good person. However; she does have a spicy side that you want to stay clear of. She can also throw hands, so make sure you take boxing lessons for protection.

It probably goes without saying, but she is the most beautiful person in the room. She will make any man or woman’s mouth drop. If you do see one, you might need to make a doctors appointment to repair your mouth after seeing her in real life.

Overall, she is simply the best.

“Is that Na’Jear over there!? She is looking fine AF”

by Auliga November 22, 2021