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Jeffin It
(v.) The act of giving oneself manual stimulation or pleasure via hand and penis. It is done by stroking oneself repeatedly; masturbation; jacking off.
Matt: Yo where have u been this last hour?
John: Just catching up on my reading.
Matt: Bullshit, you were probably jeffin it
John: You got me
John: Just catching up on my reading.
Matt: Bullshit, you were probably jeffin it
John: You got me
Jeffin It by willemdafoe April 25, 2012
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Jeffin' It
The art of hiding from cops, enemies, or just anyone by finding the nearest bush and crouching or standing in it.
Jeffin' It by Dr. Balbarian September 30, 2017
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jeffinitely
1.when Jeff comes home from school he's jeffinitely gonna take a nap.
2.he's jeffinitely gonna b in a bad mood today.
3.u want a Dr. thunder?
yea, jeff (y'no instead of def)
2.he's jeffinitely gonna b in a bad mood today.
3.u want a Dr. thunder?
yea, jeff (y'no instead of def)
jeffinitely by cgmeza97 March 5, 2008
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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