adj. A derogatory term used to describe one of many Jewish persons with greasy hair or skin. Often used as slang to describe any person who is avaricious and is sly enough to get away with your posessions.
That damned Jewburger just jacked my TV and I didn't evenrealize it.
The best dick trick in the book. Its when you wrap your dick between your mansack, rotate clockwise 90 degrees give em a sqeeze and your manhood has just become the "burg"
After drinking to much at the company partyjesse whiped out the jessburger!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"