Jewburger

adj. A derogatory term used to describe one of many Jewish persons with greasy hair or skin. Often used as slang to describe any person who is avaricious and is sly enough to get away with your posessions.

That damned Jewburger just jacked my TV and I didn't even realize it.

by ELD3Rklink December 16, 2008

Jewburger

A meaningless term that my friend Jose made.

Jose: Shut up you jewburger!
Me: Wtf

by voidsgbm_Phanta December 13, 2021

Jew Burger

A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.

Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!

by Nonny December 28, 2005

jonburger

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.

Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.

by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014

jewbaggery

The act of using Jew tricks to confuse or take advantage of someone or something.

Grossman confused us with his jewbaggery.

Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.

by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007

jewbrero

The little hat that Jewish people wear. It's like a sombrero, but for Jews.

Guy: "What's that little hat on that Jew's head?"
Dude: "That's his jewbrero, man."

by inferno_inferno June 16, 2009

jerkburger

Used to describe a person when they are exhibiting rude, cruel, or manipulative behavior, at your personal expense. May be used in a playful manner.

Common phrase - "You want a side of fries with that jerkburger?"

by Janel April 28, 2006