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jessburger

The best dick trick in the book. Its when you wrap your dick between your mansack, rotate clockwise 90 degrees give em a sqeeze and your manhood has just become the "burg"
After drinking to much at the company party jesse whiped out the jessburger!
by jesburger February 24, 2008
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Jesusburger

Communion wafer - based on the fact that the Catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of Jesus. Incidentally, given the billions of Catholics who have eaten bits of Jesus over nearly two millenia, Jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.
Fancy a Sunday roast dinner?
You bet, all I've had today is a Jesusburger and blood down at St Peter's.
by garry gobshite August 23, 2010
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jerkburger

Used to describe a person when they are exhibiting rude, cruel, or manipulative behavior, at your personal expense. May be used in a playful manner.
Common phrase - "You want a side of fries with that jerkburger?"
by Janel April 28, 2006
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Cunt Messburger

Cunt "Woody" Messburger (pronounced /ˈmessbɜrɡər/; born May 26, 1939) is an American dorkcaster for the ESPN and ABC television networks. Formerly with CBS Sports and one of the original dorks of their boring program The NFL Today, Messburger has covered NBA, MLB, NCAA college Football and basketball games. Messburger has also served as a studio dork for games, a play by play dork, and halftime dork. He has also performed post game wrap up dork segments and covered championship trophy dork presentations.

POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005

LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.
Why would anyone hire that dork, Cunt Messburger?
by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010
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Jewburger

adj. A derogatory term used to describe one of many Jewish persons with greasy hair or skin. Often used as slang to describe any person who is avaricious and is sly enough to get away with your posessions.
That damned Jewburger just jacked my TV and I didn't even realize it.
by ELD3Rklink December 16, 2008
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Jerkburger

A level of asshole that surpasses all known levels.
See that guy over there? He's a real jerkburger.
by fuzzyonion June 25, 2016
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jessturner

JessTurner Likes Evan.
JessTurner is cool
by Emoxsaddeppresion June 4, 2021
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