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JeepPS

Garmin or TomTom for your CJ or Range Rover.
Da rugged design and sturdier build of a JeepPS unit might indeed make it more reliable functionally than da standard highway-vehicle model, but da device's displayed navigation-data still comes from da same often-long-outdated map-files, error-prone software, and dodgy satellite signals, and so you couldn't more-confidently count on said "built-like-a-rock" electronic cube to deliver "rock solid" information about which routes to take!
by QuacksO March 10, 2024
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Jeepster

Jeepster is a term utilized to refer an individual (primarily an adolescent or young adult male) of average or insignificant stature, who pursues the object of their affections with almost unwavering tenacity. Modern usage of the term can be delineated back to the 1970's, where the concept was explored and popularized by the T. Rex classic with the same title. Marc Bolan expresses the predicament of pursuing a person above one's social stature via the metaphor that is the dichotomy between automobiles, the Jeep (the average person) and the coveted Jaguar (the object of romantic affection).
Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Person A: "Person B is such a jeepster for Person C! "
Person D: "It's such a shame that Person C is a jaguar, she is coveted by many jeepsters".
by The Student12 April 6, 2014
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Jeepsus

Jeepsus is the man who is sent by God in a Jeep to help anyone who is in need of help or guidance through the mountains. He usually sports a thick beard and a tastfully yet modest modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon that can get through anything or tow you out.

For example: when one is traversing terrain deep in the mountains in a jeep and they haven't seen a soul all day until the reach the top of a mountain, where a large puddle/pond of unknown depth stands in his/her way. Jeepsus arrives out of nowhere driving a perfectly modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon and drives through the huge puddle no problem indicating that traveling through is possible even in your jeep. After you follow he then offers to make sure your jeep is functioning properly.

#2 You were stupid and got stuck in some mud by yourself deep in the wilderness.. Jeepsus arrives and winches you out.

Jeepsus has a dense beard, and the fly(zipper) on his jeans is made of cast iron and welded together to keep his genitalia from involuntarily busting out of his pants. Nobody fucks with the Jeepsus.
Dude, what are we gonna do? We have to get back to civilization, I can't miss my brothers graduation! I can't believe we got stuck out here.... wait who is that driving on (and through) water?? Oh Jeepsus has come to save us!
by abashubu jack May 29, 2010
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jeepster

What one is in response to a girl who slides so good with bones so fair she's got the universe reclining in her hair.
I'm just a jeepster for your love.
by Marc Bolan July 1, 2004
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jeepster

a charming average guy, who is willing to go anywhere for the object of his affection---namely, a "jaguar" (a "jaguar" is a super hot girl).
"...I will call you Jaguar if I may be so bold.... girl, I'm just a Jeepster for your love..." T Rex
by hyphyann September 8, 2006
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Jeepster

To clarify "Jeepster," this is technically a type of off-road Jeep (automobile) from Marc Bolan's period. So Bolan (of T.Rex fame) in their single Jeepster, is drawing a metaphor to this Jeep. The lyrics make this clear by likening the object of the Jeepsters pursuit to a "Jaguar", another popular automobile of the day.

Jaguars have remained a popular staple for enthusiasts, especially in Britain (where they're produced.) The Jeepster conversely being an American model is probably significant to Bolan's extended metaphor.
Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh
by yksehtniycul March 18, 2009
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Street Jeeps

A place for non redneck Jeep owners to hang out. Jeeps that love 22's, 24's and dark windows!
Damn bro, you see them Street Jeeps? Check out www.streetjeeps.net for some tight whips.
by StreetJeeps March 22, 2007
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