Jeelo

Jeelo. The liquid that is created when ejaculating sperm into the rectum of an individual suffering from diarrhea. The two liquids merge into, what can at best be described as "jeelo"

After a round of anal sex with her boyfriend, Sarah could feel the warm slither of jeelo dripping from her most private of holes.

by Jeelobald April 9, 2012

JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.

Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"

by RonMac December 4, 2018

Jello Baby

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.

Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!

by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012

Jello Munoz

Cool ass nigga from Idaho, He is the dopest guy to hang out with and he’s always smiling, and a reckless person

Jello Munoz is always doing some crazy shit

by Willing deez April 15, 2019

Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.

"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"

by Sacktavious June 7, 2007

jellooo

another way of greeting someone like "hi" or "hello"
a cuter way of saying hellooo

jellooo anybody home? ^_?

by primaverabebe February 5, 2010

jello surfing

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock

Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing

by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017