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Jeelo. The liquid that is created when ejaculating sperm into the rectum of an individual suffering from diarrhea. The two liquids merge into, what can at best be described as "jeelo"
After a round of anal sex with her boyfriend, Sarah could feel the warm slither of jeelo dripping from her most private of holes.
Jeelo by Jeelobald April 9, 2012
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JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
JeeBooVeeJuss by RonMac December 4, 2018
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Jello Baby 

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.
Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!
Jello Baby by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012

Jello Munoz 

Cool ass nigga from Idaho, He is the dopest guy to hang out with and he’s always smiling, and a reckless person
Jello Munoz is always doing some crazy shit
Jello Munoz by Willing deez April 15, 2019

Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.
"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"
Turkey Jello by Sacktavious June 7, 2007
another way of greeting someone like "hi" or "hello"
a cuter way of saying hellooo
jellooo anybody home? ^_?
jellooo by primaverabebe February 5, 2010

jello surfing 

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock
Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing
jello surfing by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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