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Genius Elders that control the ebb and flow of world economies corporations and countries but can't control there bowels. (Usually found on world stages,members only country clubs and sitting alone in front of ginormous fire places on either a wheel or rocking chair with a tartan blanket folded across his knees contemplating his next move) Not worrying for movement inside his body
"Wow Ebenezer is really helping solve the European debt crisis but the odor around him is akin to a barn"
"He's using his jediot powers please don't disturb him just yet"
Jediot by Richard_Cranium123456 December 15, 2011
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A fan of the rapper J.I.D
“Hey, did you see that JID concert?”
“Yeah man! I’m a total JIDiot”
JIDiot by Cucumber_Salad February 19, 2021
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Hey man, you're a Judiot!
Judiot by rocket_jetpack July 16, 2009
When one is simply being a jew and an idiot at the same time
jim: I dont play games on steam hehe.
Leafy: You're a total jidiot bro.
jim: Fuck You Nigger!
Jidiot by BaconBush May 11, 2016
Adjective- When an individual is behaving like a jerk and an idiot simultaneously.
Man 1: Dude that guy just stole my brownie, ate it and spit it out on the floor!

Man2: That guy is a total jidiot man.
jidiot by miltitude August 1, 2012
a combination of a jurk and an idiot used to insult
brie:mom ur a fucking jidiot

mom:wtf that
jidiot by sam recco April 5, 2006
An adjective meaning stupid, brainless, and unintelligent. Usually refers to something a person does. A "duh" moment.
A guy walks toward a door, reaches for the handle while leaning forward to push open the door, but completely misses the handle and bangs his head on the door.
Another guy: "Wow. That was pretty frickin jidiot, dude."
Jidiot by abmiepumb January 22, 2011
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