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Jeannett 

Jeannett is a beautiful, strong, sexy and independent woman. She tends to be athletic, tall and slim, and someone who really knows how to party.

Caring and kind are key attributes of a Jeannett along with a distinct desire to please and pleasure her man in any way possible.

Fiery and passionate, Jeannett knows no bounds and will strive to achieve her goals. She would normally also have strong family bonds and high morals that keep her on the straight and narrow.
Yep I missed out on a promotion because I work with a Jeannett. I wish I was Jeannett!!!
Jeannett by orionmb January 24, 2013
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Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010
One true friend. If you're a little nerdy she's your go-to girl. She doesn't take crap from people and is as real as it gets. She is understanding and will give good advice. She can be shy at things she thinks she's not good at. Just give her time and keep encouraging her. She's the kind of girl you can be yourself around. Shes goofy and a lot of fun. She's one true friend.
Girl 1: I heard a Jeanette just moved to town!
Girl 2: I know! I totally want to be her friend!
Girl 1: Me too!
Jeanette by IceHockey1835 December 15, 2014

Jeannette 

A beautiful, sexy, and intelligent woman. DON'T let her go once shes yours. If you have lost her already- get her back. She will prove to be the best in every aspect. Jeannettes like romance, make a stand out gesture.. that's all it will take and she is yours for the taking! To get what you really want you have to take a chance. Risk it all or lose it all.
"I wish i would have snagged jeannette before it was too late."
Jeannette by noremacssimi September 28, 2009
a girl that is absolutely cool, awesome and amazing.
Jannett, she is so down to earth, so kind, so caring, she is the definition of amazing.
jannett by gf_baby August 17, 2011

Marty Jannetty 

The member of a pair destined for lesser things. A reference to the 80's and 90's wrestling tag team The Rockers. Shawn Michaels went on to greatness, while Marty Jannetty faded into obscurity.
"That guy from Wham who wasn't George Michael was totally the Marty Jannetty of that group."

"Bob Odenkirk was the Marty Jannetty of Mr. Show."

"In the end, Emilio Estevez was the Marty Jannetty of Martin Sheen's kids."
Marty Jannetty by Perry Normal April 8, 2010

jannetta 

A wickedly smart, smart ass girl. She is always there for you; to pick you up off the floor or help you dig the grave. She is the first person on the scene to help and will never let you down.

She can't cook worth a damn but can order up a meal you won't believe.

You should be so lucky to have jannetta on your side!
God, what a jannetta, I wish i could be like that!
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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