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KInda like the best person you will ever meet. She is extremely kind and beautiful and can make you laugh and feel loved even when you feel like absolute shit. SHe is one of those people that you can instantly form a bond with she will be the best person in your life. If you treat her right she will never leave you, but if you treat her like shit then you can expect the same.
-whos that amazing person over there? shes beautiful.
-thats jennette goof ass
Jennette by noobody2546 April 29, 2019
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"Dude, we better worship Supreme Ruler Jennette or she will go apocalyptic on our arses"
Jennette by murderdoll666 April 27, 2009
A very talkative, pretty, twisted young lady. Seems all reserved, shy and pure but she will bend you every which way but loose. Girl is a bat shit crazy sex freak!
Damn boy why are you walking like that?
I had a few drinks and got J-netted (Jennette) last night!
Jennette by Joedog68 April 5, 2013
The most beautiful of all her species. Loving, caring, sexy, beautiful smile and eyes. She will hypnotize you with the way she walks. Extremely sensitive. Her love is one of a kind. If you ever get the chance to date a Jennette take it. She will change you for the better.

She is a goddess in bed, she will make you scream her name. You may think she is reserved at first but once she gets you in the room she will set your soul on fire. When she loves she loves hard.
Guy: I met a Jennette last night , she had beautiful eyes and a smile to die for.
Friend: dude, she sounds amazing
Jennette by SassyLady304 February 4, 2017
A cunt.
Don't be a Jennette.
Jennette by loveyourmom July 27, 2009
Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Black/Filipino

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Height: Short

Hair Color: Dark decaffeinated coffee

Personality traits: Scholarly, sorta wise, smileful,

Quotes:

"You're not special"
"Jesus doesn't love you"
"Bubbles!"

"Is that a demand-_-?"

Words can't say:
Suspicious

Tell: Voice raises slightly

Occupation: Therapist, singer, superpower/hero, life manager, detective, Ship-person/Cap'n (it's complicated)
Jennette is not a part of this.
Jennette by jan23rd February 19, 2019

Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010