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Jakerton 

A 26 uear old boomer who has transcended itno meme daddy status
"and jakerton, meme daddy donated 10,000 dollars
Jakerton by Sunnydawgy July 15, 2022

James Jamerson 

The original grand-daddy of electric bass. Even legendary Jaco Pastorius was influenced by him along with many other greats like Paul McCartney, Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, Geddy Lee ect. One of the most important factor for Motown's success, he played bass like nobody did before improvising lines, injecting soul and bringing in the groove while using nothing more than his pointer finger. It's being said he never changed strings or cleaned the frets to keep the raw sound of "sweat and dirt infested wood and steel" intact. An epitome, he was a true professionals playing whats required of bass players, that is support the song rather than being a showboat playing the so called lead bass crap which Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Billy Sheehan, Bootsy Collins, Les Claypool and the likes do nowadays. Actually I like that also and never intend to take the brilliance away from these masters, yet I think James Jamerson is the one who started popular electric bass playing. Sadly, Berry Gordy exploited him and he was not able to adapt to the fast changing needs of the music industry leading an obscured life uncredited for all the greatness he deserved. James departed this miserable planet in 1983 due to excessive alcoholism, but as time went by his genius was discovered and even a documentary was made on him and the Funk Brothers (the Motown band of the 60s). Today he is considered one of the greatest bassists who ever lived. Respect & RIP JJ.
New bass freak: Who played bass in Marvin Gaye's Whats going on?
Old timer: James Jamerson
New bass freak: Wtf, I always thought Jenna Jameson was only a pornstar.
Old timer: JAMES JAMERSON you idiot (and shoots himself)

Go check youtube for more examples
James Jamerson by Dr.Sperm June 21, 2011

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davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

Jamerson 

made up of at least 70% flannel, with swooping hair and a taste for pizza that is unrivaled by any mortal. Jamerson has a humor sharp enough to cut of your tit, while his personality is as soft as a new born kitten. His hawk like features help him to glide down asphalt on a board of length.
"Where's Jamerson?'
"At the pizza joint, where else?"
Jamerson by Ben Faverro December 10, 2013

jakerton 

A sweet, innocent little friend that is very loveable, genuine and intelligent. He is also very short in stature.
Jakerton: "you are so fair Kyle"
Kyle: "thanks little Jakerton"
jakerton by Tacoma Ron November 1, 2013

Jackerson 

That one blond kid who’s gluten free and plays ping pong all the time at lunch
Oh look it’s Jackerson grinding ping pong again
Jackerson by Thechosenone248 December 15, 2019