jazzercise
jazzercise by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009
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Jazzercise
(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.
Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?
Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!
Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.
Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!
Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.
Jazzercise by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009
Related Words
jazzercise • Jazzercize • Jizzercise • jizzerciser • Jawxercise • Jazzersex • jazzersized • Jazzorcism • jizzercising • jizzercism
jazzersized
Someone who is so jazzed or excited about something that they can not contain themselves. Usually resulting in dancing or giving off high pitched shrieks of joy and excitement.
jazzersized by InevitableBreak July 26, 2009
jizzerciser
1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.
2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.
2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.
Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you
jizzerciser by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005
jizzercism
jizzercism by jizzamo June 14, 2010
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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