jazzercise

A form of aerobic exercise based on jazz dance

It's so eighties up in here I feel like doing some jazzercise

by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009

Jazzercise

(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.

Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?

Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!

Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.

by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009

jazzercise

slimnastics.

The students perform jazzercise every day.

by uttam maharjan January 10, 2011

jazzersized

Someone who is so jazzed or excited about something that they can not contain themselves. Usually resulting in dancing or giving off high pitched shrieks of joy and excitement.

"Christine was so jazzersized for her friend's birthday party"

by InevitableBreak July 26, 2009

jizzerciser

1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.

Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005

jizzercism

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.

Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.

by jizzamo June 14, 2010

Jazzercize

Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.

"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018