jizzercise 

the act of loosing weight via masturbation

I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !

jizzercise by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017

Jizzercise 

The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.

"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"

"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"

"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"

Jizzercise by 908 Projectile December 8, 2009

jazzercise 

A form of aerobic exercise based on jazz dance

It's so eighties up in here I feel like doing some jazzercise

jazzercise by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009

jizzerciser 

1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.

Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

jizzerciser by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005

Jazzercise 

(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.

Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?

Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!

Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.

Jazzercise by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009

jizzercism 

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.

Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.

jizzercism by jizzamo June 14, 2010

Jazzercize 

Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.

"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.

Jazzercize by Gatsbae January 26, 2018