jizzercise
jizzercise by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017
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Jizzercise
The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.
"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
Jizzercise by 908 Projectile December 8, 2009
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jazzercise
jazzercise by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009
jizzerciser
1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.
2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.
2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.
Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you
jizzerciser by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005
Jazzercise
(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.
Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?
Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!
Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.
Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!
Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.
Jazzercise by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009
jizzercism
jizzercism by jizzamo June 14, 2010
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